Thursday, August 12, 2010

But I'm hot, right?

         I read an article that said that men make up their minds within milliseconds of meeting a woman whether or not she would be a good fit for him. They say that based on 'ancient' genetic preferences that men use to determine whether the woman would be fertile and able to keep thier blood line going. Milliseconds? Sure! Either we are ugly to them or not. It is really not that scientific! You need geeks in lab coats to tell you the obvious and give us some phony balony hypothesis to go with it? Let me break it down for you in plain English and without sugar coating...not animal lab testing required.

     I was not always married, so I know a little bit about how to attract the opposite sex. Take a woman with average build, average looks. Clean any trace of make up off of her, put her hair in a pony tail, give her eyeglasses and some mom jeans. Take the same woman throw on the hollywood makeup, a skimpy dress and let the hair flow...any wild guess which woman that the men find more fertile? If you said momma Helga...you are smoking whatever the 'scientist' that put together those findings were smoking...

     Now, mind you, I am not against attractive people- my goodness, have you seen me (THAT IS A JOKE!), but lets just let human nature be without making excuses for it...I hope that clears a few things up.

                                                                                       Fee,  PhD in pointing out the obvious.